Paradox and Irony: A Meeting So Unproductive, It's a Joke

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most unproductive meeting of the year! Where every discussion is a paradox and every decision is a joke.

Today's agenda includes:

• Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Paradigm Shift (Delayed Until Further Notice)
• Committee Speak: The Art of Saying Nothing

Please arrive early, as the meeting will likely start on time.