Redundant Meetings: The Phantom Deadlines Edition

Where Time is Relative, and So is the Agenda

Welcome to the Redundant Meetings: The Phantom Deadlines Edition, where time is relative and so is the agenda. We've managed to pack 3 hours into a 30-minute meeting because, why not?

Today's agenda includes:

Item 1: Discussion of Item 1
Item 2: Review of Item 1
Item 3: More Discussion of Item 1 (Because You Never Know)

Don't forget to bring your lunch, as we'll be adjourning for 30 minutes to grab a sandwich, only to reconvene and continue discussing the same topic.

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