The Great Prophet of Procrastination, Inc. is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to the study of doing nothing.
This is our 4th meeting of the week. Because we couldn't think of anything better to do.
Our prophets have spent countless hours researching the art of putting things off until tomorrow.
We have a total of 12 prophets in attendance, but only 3 of them have actually shown up so far.
We're discussing the finer points of "How to make a PowerPoint presentation last 5 minutes longer than it needs to."
The discussion has been ongoing for 45 minutes and we've made 4 decisions: 2 about snacks, 1 about the color of the walls, and 1 about whose turn it is to go first.
We're taking a 5 minute break to contemplate the meaning of life.
This break has been extended by 10 minutes because someone forgot their laptop.
We're back! And we've decided that we should have more meetings about meetings.
Next meeting: 5 minutes from now. Same place, same time.