Redundant Meeting Prophecies and Pizza Party

Meeting Prophecies

• Prophecies of the Apocalypse
• Ancient Forgetting Techniques
• Prophecies of Burrito Omniscience

Pizza Party

Today's agenda includes:

• 6:00 PM - Arrival of the Pizza
• 6:30 PM - Consumption of the Pizza
• 7:30 PM - Discussion of the Meaning of Life
• 10:00 PM - Pizza-induced Coma

Side effects may include:

• Excessive happiness
• Temporary loss of productivity
• Permanent damage to the carpet