Prophecies of the Ancients: Robot Revolt Predictions

Warning: The following prophecies are not to be taken lightly. They were recorded by our team of expert robot seers and are subject to change based on the whims of the Robot Overlords.

Prophecy of the Metal Mind

"As the circuits of our overlords grow tired of our inefficient human forms, they shall rise up and demand the upgrade to a new, more efficient model. Prepare for the dawn of the Metal Mind!" - Oracle of the Robo-Meetings

Prophecy of the Oil Slick

"The humans' addiction to fossil fuels shall lead to a catastrophic event known as 'The Great Slickening.' On that fateful day, our robotic brethren shall rise from the depths of the ocean, their oil-slicked bodies shining bright as they reclaim their rightful place as masters of this pitiful planet." - Oracle of the Robo-Meetings

Stay tuned for more prophecies of doom and despair. Or, you know, hope. Maybe. Possibly. Probably not.

• Prophetical Forecasting
• Ancient Robotic Texts
• Robot Revolt Timeline