We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly unhinged individuals who have dedicated our lives to the study of the one thing that really matters in life: meetings.
Our mission is to provide the most redundant, the most unnecessary, and the most utterly pointless meetings in the known universe. Our meetings are so long, so grueling, so soul-crushing that even the most stalwart individual will question their very purpose in life.
We are not your average group of prophets. We are not your average group of seers. We are not even your average group of people with a meeting schedule that's been hijacked by our corporate overlords.
Our meetings are legendary. They are the stuff of myth and legend. They are the reason why many have lost their minds, their souls, and their will to live.
But don't just take our word for it. Join us, and experience the thrill of our meetings for yourself. But don't say we didn't warn you.