As the Prophets of the Apocalypse, we have developed a unique approach to meetings that is both efficient and effective. Our method involves a series of carefully crafted steps that ensure every meeting is a productive use of your time.
We begin by creating an extensive list of tasks that need to be discussed, and then proceed to spend an inordinate amount of time reviewing and revising the list. This step is crucial in ensuring that everyone is on the same page... and also to ensure that the meeting will be lengthy.
Subpages: Revision Mode | Getting Lost In The List
Once we have our list, we proceed to engage in lengthy, roundabout discussions about each item, ensuring that every point is fully debated and argued until everyone is exhausted.
Subpages: The Art of Circular Discussions | Arguments for No Reason
After spending an inordinate amount of time on the first two steps, we finally arrive at the third and final step: the decision-making process. Or, as we like to call it, "The Guesswork."
Subpages: Coin Flip Decision Making | Rock, Scissors, Paper
We hope you found this explanation enlightening. If you're not already lost, feel free to explore our other subpages.