Meetings are like trying to herd cats. Except the cats are actually your coworkers who refuse to focus.
We're currently stuck in Step 2: Overplanning, because who needs a clear goal, anyway?
As we're trying to make progress, we're actually just making excuses. Like this one:
Step 2.1: Justification is a special bonus step, because who needs to get things done, right?
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