Prophets of the Apocalypse

Meetings that could've been an email

Overly Long Meetings Prophets of the Apocalypse Secret Society of the Apocalypse Committee of the Apocalypse

The Council of 12 Prophets

Meet the esteemed leaders of the Prophets of the Apocalypse

Prophet 1: The Oracle of the Obvious
Prophet 2: The Architect of the Unremarkable
Prophet 3: The Sage of the Infallible
Prophet 4: The Seer of the Unseen
Prophet 5: The Visionary of the Visionless
Prophet 6: The Leader of the Loyal
Prophet 7: The Voice of the Voiceless
Prophet 8: The Seeker of the Seekless
Prophet 9: The Guide of the Misguided
Prophet 10: The Teacher of the Unlearned
Prophet 11: The Solver of the Unsolved
Prophet 12: The Judge of the Unjudged

(Note: Prophets of the Apocalypse is a satirical take on overbearing and unnecessary meetings. The Council of 12 Prophets is a fictional group of leaders that are just as clueless and self-absorbed as the Prophets of the Apocalypse themselves.)