Meet the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a group of visionary leaders who have foreseen the end of the world as we know it.
Our prophets have been predicting the impending doom for centuries, and we're not just talking about the apocalypse of the week.
From the coming of the robot uprising to the rise of the vegan overlords, we've got it all covered.
Our most popular prophet, Zorvath, has been warning of a world where pineapple pizza is the only acceptable topping.
Read Zorvath's latest prediction: "Pineapple Pizza: The Sign of the Times"
But that's not all, folks! Our prophet, Balthazar, has foreseen a world where everyone has to wear neon-colored jumpsuits to work every Friday.
Read Balthazar's latest prediction: "The Great Jumpsuit Uprising: A Guide to Surviving the Weekend"
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