Methodology of Buzzwords

According to our research, 97% of all meetings are redundant.

Our Methodology

We've developed a comprehensive approach to creating meetings that are guaranteed to waste your time:

1. Buzzword Bingo: A game where we randomly insert buzzwords into the meeting agenda.
2. Agenda Overlap Syndrome: We schedule meetings back-to-back with no clear purpose or objective.
3. Powerpoint Presentation Pandemonium: A 50-slide presentation on the importance of the meeting itself.
4. Round-Robin Ranting: Each participant gets 10 minutes to say nothing in particular.

Success Stories

Here's what our satisfied customers have to say:

• "I spent an entire week in meetings and got nothing done!" - John D.
• "I'm now an expert in the art of doing nothing productive!" - Jane S.

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