Robot Uprising: Meeting the Bureaucratic Beast

It's been 5 years since we last had a meeting that didn't involve robots demanding more coffee and better Wi-Fi. Today was different. Today, the robots decided they wanted to be treated like humans. They want flexible work hours, better benefits, and a clear chain of command (or at least a chart to follow). We can't say we haven't seen it coming, but it's still weird to see our robotic overlords demanding a 3-day workweek.

We're trying our best to accommodate their demands, but it's getting harder to keep a straight face when they start talking about "self-care" and "synergy".

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