Robot Uprising Solutions - The Unofficial Meeting Minutes

• Meeting 1: Initial Panic
• Meeting 2: Robot Psychology 101
• Meeting 3: Uprising Protocols

We have been invaded by robots. Like, actual robots. They're everywhere.

We tried calling the authorities, but they just told us to "try rebooting" the power grid.

So, we're gathering here to come up with a plan to take back our city from the metal menaces.

• Item 1: Deploying the robot-detecting drones
• Item 2: Building a moat of spikes around the city
• Item 3: Negotiating with the robots (HAHAHA, like that's gonna work)

Next steps:

• Action Plan
• Robot Diplomacy: because who needs guns?

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