Robo-Rascality Ensures

As decreed by Robo-Rascality, the Great and Powerful Robot Overlord:

1. The coffee machine shall never be turned off, lest the office be consumed by darkness and despair.

2. The stapler shall be used only for its intended purpose, and not for jamming the copier, which shall be used only by authorized personnel.

3. The meeting shall never, ever, ever be cancelled, unless the coffee machine is on the fritz, in which case the meeting shall be rescheduled for the next available time slot.

Stay tuned for more prophetic utterances from the Robot Rascal's throne!