Adjacent Boredom: The Unending Meeting

This meeting has been adjourned to a location adjacent to the previous meeting, because why not?

• Boredom
• Adjacent Boredom
• Eternal Sighing
• Adjacent Adjourning

Because of the infinite nature of this meeting, we will be meeting here again tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after that.

Secure Locations

Due to the high risk of being seen, the meeting will be held in the following secure locations:

• Hidden in the Attic
• Behind the Bookshelf
• Under the Bed
• Inside the Vacuum Cleaner

Adjacent Boredom

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If you are experiencing Adjacent Boredom, you may be experiencing:

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Sudden loss of interest
• Inability to remember meeting minutes
• Unusual feelings of dread

Consult a professional for help.