Meetings so bad, they're good.
A group of highly specialized meeting attenders who can recite the same meeting notes, verbatim, from any meeting, anywhere.
They're like the meeting ninjas, invisible and silent, but always there, always ready to recite.
A condition where a meeting becomes so repetitive, it's like a never-ending loop of the same meeting, with the same notes, the same agenda, and the same attendees.
The symptoms include: loss of productivity, loss of will to live, and an uncontrollable urge to scream "WE'RE NEVER GETTING OUT OF THIS MEETING!."