You have stumbled upon the Optional Project, a mystical realm where meetings never end.

This is where the Optional Project's true purpose is revealed.

It's a never-ending cycle of meetings, meetings, and more meetings.

The Optional Project: Where every meeting is optional, except when it's not.

Phantom Agenda Item

Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing things that don't need discussion.

Item 2: Decide on a color scheme that no one really likes.

Item 3: Take a 3-hour break for "Team Building" activities.