Today's agenda: Discussing the finer points of synergy, a word so overused, it's become as meaningless as a meeting about meetings.
Presented by the Prophet of the Inefficiencies, himself.
The meeting began with a rousing presentation on the importance of synergy, delivered by the Prophet's trusty sidekick, Steve the Synergizer.
Steve's presentation was interrupted by an impromptu discussion about the meaning of the word "synergy" itself, which devolved into an hour-long tangling of definitions and examples.
After a 20-minute break, the Prophet took the floor, proclaiming, "We must synergize the synergy!"
The room erupted in a cacophony of nods and murmurs, as the meeting careened off into the abyss of tedium.
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