AGENDA:
1. Check the calendar for meetings.
2. Confirm that this meeting is still scheduled.
3. Discuss whether or not this meeting is truly necessary.
4. Decide that it is, in fact, necessary.
5. Repeat steps 1-4 until 5 PM.
6. Take a 15-minute break.
7. Continue the meeting.
Attendees:
- Bob, the meeting coordinator.
- Jane, the coffee-fetcher.
- Jim, the guy who's always late.