Secret Meeting Agenda

Item 2: The Unnecessary Discussion of Unnecessary Things

Discussing the merits of beige vs. gray office walls for 45 minutes.

Item 3: The Even More Unnecessary Discussion

Item 3: The Even More Unnecessary Discussion

Arguing over who ate the last donut in the break room for 30 minutes.

Item 4: The Unending Debate

Item 4: The Unending Debate

Deciding whether to take a 3-hour lunch or a 2-hour lunch.