Void Meeting Agenda - Because Who Needs Actual Content?

Today's Agenda:

• No Actual Business to Discuss
• More of the Same Old, Unresolved Problems
• Who's Turn It Is (a game of "Who's Turn Is It"?)
• Unending Ramblings on "What Should've Been Done Last Week"

Upcoming Meeting Subtopics:

• What Happens Next
• Who Did What Last Week

Special Guest: Absentia the Inscrutable

Meeting adjourned until someone remembers what we were discussing.