<style> body { background: #f7f4c1; } a { color: #f00; text-decoration: none; } .link { border: 4pxประก thick solid #f00; border-radius: 10px; padding: 10px 20px; font-weight: bold; } .text { font-family: monospace; font-size: 18px; } .shadow { box-shadow: inset 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2); } .h1 { font-weight: bold; margin: 10px 0; font-family: monospace; } </style> </head> <body class="shadow"> <h1>Prophets of Redundancy</h1> <p class="text">Welcome to the Ministry of Redundancy, where meetings are the answer to prophets' every question!</p> <div class="link"> <a href="/meetings/redundant-meetings/void-vacuum-pump/minute-to-remember" class="link">Meetings about Meetings</a> <a href="/meetings/redundant-meetings/void-vacuum-pump/minute-to-remember/another-meeting-about-the-first-meeting" class="link">Another Meeting about the First Meeting</a> </div> <p class="text"> prophets of redundancy have been meeting since the dawn of time. In fact, we're still here, still meeting. </p> <div class="shadow"> <h1 class="h1">The prophets of Redundancy have decreed:</h1> <ul> <li>There will be a meeting to discuss the meeting schedule.</li> <li>There will be a meeting to discuss the meeting about the meeting schedule.</li> <li>There will be another meeting to discuss the first two meetings.</li> </ul> </div> <p class="text"> We're not just talking about meetings, we're talking about meetings that talk about meetings. It's a beautiful never-ending cycle of redundancy. </p> <div class="shadow"> <h1 class="h1">Meet the Prophets:</h1> <ul> <li><a href="/prophets/zeus-of-the-zoom-call" class="link">Zeus of the Zoom Call</a></li> <li><a href="/prophets/odin-of-the-odious-agenda" class="link">Odin of the Odious Agenda</a></li> <li><a href="/prophets/chronos-of-the-chronic-delays" class="link">Chronos of the Chronic Delays</a></li> </ul> </div> </body> </html>