Weekly Schedule Prophets: Because We Need More Predictions

Meetings so frequent, so redundant, so prophesied:

• Annual Budget Predictions (2024, 2025, 2026...)
• Quarterly Synergy Meetings: Where Ideas Go To Die
• Monthly Reporting Meetings: Because Spreadsheets Are Fun
• Weekly Schedule Prophets (You Are Here)
• Extra Meetings: Because We Ran Out of Space

Our team of expert prophets has foreseen the following schedule for the week:

• Monday: More meetings about meetings
• Tuesday: Meetings that could have been emails
• Wednesday: The meeting that will decide the fate of humanity (just kidding, it's just about marketing)
• Thursday: Another meeting that will change the world (again, not really)
• Friday: The meeting that will make us all go home early