Meetings: because who needs actual work?
You've got a meeting for that.
A meeting about the meeting. Because the last one didn't cover it all.
Meetings: where the most important decision is always 'we should've had this meeting last week.'
Meetings: the never-ending cycle of boredom and pointless discussion.
Why settle for just one meeting when you can have an infinite series of them?
Meetings: where the only thing you achieve is a sense of existential dread.
Want to learn more about the meeting cycle? Read the definitive guide to meeting theory.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the world of secret, underground meetings.