Rogue Meetings: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Welcome, travelers, to the realm of Rogue Meetings. Here, time is a fluid concept, and the only thing that matters is the length of time spent in these meetings.

Meetings are like a black hole, pulling you in with promises of "quick updates" and "status checks." Don't get sucked in; you might lose your sense of time and your will to live.

• What happens in meetings stays in meetings
• Meeting Schedule of Doom
• Meeting Agendas from the Void

Don't worry; it's not all doom and gloom. You can escape, but the memories will haunt you.

So, what do you want to do in this meeting? Do you:

• Attend the meeting
• Decline the meeting with dignity
• Pretend you received it