Welcome to the Whiteboard Wars, where the most epic battles take place on the conference room's sacred whiteboard. The war rages on, fueled by the fiery passion of our team's collective procrastination.
We're at a stalemate. The whiteboard is covered in a complex web of squiggly lines, arrows, and illegible scribbles. The opposing sides are deadlocked, each refusing to yield.
Parade of Pointlessness: Where the real battle takes place, as we all try to outdo each other in a game of 'Who Can Write the Most Unnecessary Diagrams?'
Strategy Sessions: Where the war strategists gather to plot the next move. Will we outlast the coffee shop or will we succumb to the horrors of stale air?