Zoom Assembly: Where Redundancy Meets the Eye
Because who needs productivity when you can have meetings that last for hours?
Welcome to Zoom Assembly, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously. Our expert team of professionals have crafted the perfect environment for you to waste time in style.
Here are some of our most popular meetings:
Break Issues
We've taken the concept of "break time" to a whole new level. Our meetings are designed to be so long, you'll need a break just to get a break.
Take a Short BreakOver Caffeinated
Our meetings are so energizing, you'll need a coffee IV drip to stay awake.
Caffeine HighExtra Meeting Time
We've added an extra hour to our meetings, because who doesn't love a good time suck?
More Time for More Nothing