Today's Redundant Meetings

11:00 AM - "The Unnecessary Status Update Meeting"

This meeting has been rescheduled 17 times, but we're pretty sure nothing will change.

• Attendance: 1.5% of the team
• Agenda: Checking the clock
• Duration: Until we run out of free donuts

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2:00 PM - "The Meeting to Discuss the Other Meeting That Was Just 2 Hours Ago"

Because who needs actual progress or productivity, anyway?

• Attendance: 0.8% of the team (all of whom are asleep)
• Agenda: Regrets about the previous meeting
• Duration: As long as we can stand it

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