Regular Meetings

Because who needs creativity or productivity, right?

Attendees

John

Stared at his phone the entire meeting, somehow still managed to nod off.

Jane

Spent the entire time talking about her feelings, still managed to get the coffee machine broken.

Bob

Tried to make a joke, failed miserably, now everyone's ignoring him.

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This page is dedicated to John, Jane, and Bob, who all attended the meeting. May their experiences be a cautionary tale for all who dare to participate in such a meeting.