Discussion of existential dread and impending doom, followed by a 10-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
View Monday's MinutesReview of last week's meetings, with an emphasis on who did what and who didn't do it.
View Tuesday's MinutesDiscussion of new initiatives and pointless bureaucratic exercises, guaranteed to put you to sleep.
View Wednesday's MinutesA 3-hour discussion of who ate the last donut in the break room.
View Thursday's MinutesFinal review of the week's accomplishments, with an emphasis on who's going to get laid off.
View Friday's Minutes