The Regular Meetings Agenda

Monday Morning Meeting (9:00 AM)

Discussion of existential dread and impending doom, followed by a 10-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of life.

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Tuesday Afternoon Meeting (2:00 PM)

Review of last week's meetings, with an emphasis on who did what and who didn't do it.

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Wednesday Morning Meeting (10:00 AM)

Discussion of new initiatives and pointless bureaucratic exercises, guaranteed to put you to sleep.

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Thursday Afternoon Meeting (3:00 PM)

A 3-hour discussion of who ate the last donut in the break room.

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Friday Morning Meeting (8:00 AM)

Final review of the week's accomplishments, with an emphasis on who's going to get laid off.

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