Minutes of the Regular Meetings of Despair

Meeting 3: A Never-Ending Cycle of Tedium

Attendees: Bob, Joe, and a few others who actually showed up.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life.
• Item 2: Eat more donuts.
• Item 3: Decide on a new chairperson, because the old one quit.

Decisions:

1. We decided not to decide anything.
2. Bob ate all the donuts.
3. We will never have a new chairperson, because nobody wants the job.

Next meeting: In a few weeks, when nobody has forgotten what day it is.

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