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Meetings/Reports/Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences/Appendix 1
Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences: The Aftermath
In 2018, the company's top brass decided to "improve" the conference room experience by installing a new, state-of-the-art, hands-free meeting system. What they forgot was that the "hands-free" system was just a fancy name for "we'll just leave it on all the time and hope people know what to do with it."
Timeline of Events
- 2018-02-15: "The Hands-Free System" is installed, much to the dismay of employees.
- 2018-02-16: First employee is "accidentally" jazz handsed, sparking a company-wide phenomenon.
- 2018-02-17: The company realizes that the system is not, in fact, hands-free, and the "accidental" jazz hands become a staple of office culture.
- 2020-02-01: The company tries to phase out the Hands-Free System, but the damage is done. Jazz hands are now a permanent fixture.
The Consequences
The Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences have had far-reaching effects on office productivity, employee morale, and local hand-hygiene.
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