Our team's investigation revealed that 9 out of 10 people who attempted to use jazz hands during a meeting ended up accidentally knocking over their water glass, spilling water everywhere.
Another 5 people reported experiencing severe paper cuts from attempting to jazz hand while simultaneously writing on a whiteboard.
One participant suffered a broken wrist after attempting to jazz hand while holding a fragile vase.
Due to these findings, we recommend that all team members refrain from using jazz hands in professional settings.