The Conclusion

Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences: A Study of Unintentional Chaos

After months of exhaustive research, we have finally reached the thrilling conclusion of our study on the effects of accidental jazz hands.

It turns out that flailing one's arms wildly in a meeting can have far-reaching consequences, including but not limited to:

• Unintentional knocking over of conference room tables
• Uncontrollable flailing of colleagues' arms
• Unnecessary explanations of why one's hands were not actually jazz hands

Recommendations

Based on our findings, we recommend:

• Avoid meeting rooms with fragile furniture
• Prioritize arm control techniques, such as the "Jazz Hand Hold" or the "Fist of Fury"
• Develop a comprehensive "I meant to do that" script for when colleagues ask "are you okay?"

Stay vigilant, and remember: a little bit of arm flailing can be a big deal.

Appendix: A List of Unintentional Consequences

Appendix 2: Famous Cases of Accidental Jazz Hands