**Jazz Hand Reduction Plan**
We've been there.
Here's the plan to get back on track:
- Step 1: Take 30 minutes to acknowledge the mess.
- Step 2: Blame the intern.
- Step 3: Blame the manager.
- Step 4: Blame the intern's cat.
- Phase 1: Damage Control
- Phase 2: Blame-Shifting and Finger-Pointing