Accidental Jazz Hands Meeting: Post-Mortem

It's been 3 days since the incident. Our team's morale is still reeling from the unexpected display of jazz hands during the quarterly meeting. We've assembled this report to document the consequences of that fateful moment.

Key Takeaways:

• The jazz hands were not planned.
• The CEO's tie was ruined.
• One participant still hasn't stopped singing "I Will Always Love This Company" in the shower.
• The conference room will require a deep cleaning.

Recommendations:

We propose the following measures to prevent future jazz hand incidents:

1. Install a 10-foot-tall, 4-foot-wide, and 1-foot-deep "No Jazz Hands" sign at the entrance.
2. Provide a complimentary tie-ironing service for all employees.
3. Establish a 30-minute "Singing Break" during each meeting to channel the pent-up creativity.

Next Steps:

We will schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the implementation of these measures and provide additional support for our affected team members.

Meeting 26: Jazz Hands 2.0 - The Sequel