In this report, we document the aftermath of meeting 26, where 3 team members simultaneously flailed their arms in a fit of enthusiasm, creating a maelstrom of accidental jazz hands that sent the meeting room into chaos.
We recommend that all team members be required to wear jazz hands restraints at all times during meetings to prevent such incidents.
On March 16, 2023, at approximately 14:00, Meeting 26 devolved into chaos as team members John, Mike, and Jane simultaneously flailed their arms in a display of excessive enthusiasm. The resulting jazz hands caused:
The Accidental Jazz Hands Committee is committed to ensuring that such incidents do not happen again. To this end, we recommend the implementation of jazz hands restraints and mandatory jazz hands awareness training.
Jazz hands are an ancient art form where one's hands are thrown into the air in a flailing motion, typically in a meeting or conference setting, often in a moment of unbridled enthusiasm or excitement.