Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences: Wardrobe Protocol Evaluation

Meetings and Reports

After a thorough evaluation of the Wardrobe Protocol, our team has discovered that the consequences of Accidental Jazz Hands are:

• Excessive use of sparkly, oversized novelty sunglasses
• Unintended use of flailing, waving, or other uncontrolled limb movements
• Spontaneous outbursts of "I'm with you, man!" or "We're a team, dude!"
• Unplanned, impromptu renditions of "YMCA" by the Village People

Our findings are presented in this report, complete with graphs, charts, and a comprehensive glossary of Jazz Hand-related terms.

Related Documents:

• Wardrobe Protocol Methodology
• Jazz Hand Glossary
• Jazz Hand Case Studies

Disclaimer:

These findings are not to be taken seriously. Or are they?