A Report on the Implementation of the Wardrobe Protocol

After conducting an extensive review of the Accidental Jazz Hands phenomenon, it is clear that the implementation of the Wardrobe Protocol has been a resounding success. The new policy has reduced accidental jazz hands by 99.99% and increased productivity in the workplace by 0.01%. We have seen a significant decrease in meetings that start with an enthusiastic, yet completely unnecessary, "Jazz Hands" gesture.