According to our expert Doomsayers, the apocalypse will be:
- The sun will burn out, and the oceans will boil.
- The cats will rise and take over the world.
- The cheese will be rationed, and the beer will run dry.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Doomsayers' Bible for more thrilling tales of woe and despair!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to our Simulation Suit to see if you can survive the coming cataclysm!