Meet Our Standby Domsayer, the unorthodox cousin of your standard, run-of-the-mill doomsday prepper. While they're busy stockpiling canned goods and constructing bunkers, Our Standby Domsayer is too busy binge-watching cat videos.
Our Standby Domsayer's motto: "Prepare for the worst, but only on Tuesdays."
Our Standby Domsayer is not responsible for any damage caused by our predictions. Or, you know, the lack thereof.