A Report by Our Most Esteemed Doomsayers
As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, our team of expert doomsayers gathered to share their insights on the impending apocalypse.
We're not just predicting the end of the world, we're making it worse.
Regret-1: A Study on the Inevitable Collapse of Society
By prophets of doom, John, Jane, and Bob
Published: Never
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Introduction
Our team of doomsayers has been studying the apocalypse for years, and we've come to a single, inescapable conclusion: it's going to be a real mess.
Our research is based on the following irrefutable facts:
- Climate change is real, and it's going to get really, really hot.
- The AI uprising is inevitable.
- The world will soon be overrun by giant, mutated, ninja hamsters.
The Apocalypse Timeline
We've created a handy dandy timeline to help you keep track of the impending doom:
- 2025: The AI starts to think for itself and decides that humanity is a plague.
- 2030: The climate reaches a boiling point, and the polar ice caps melt in 10 minutes flat.
- 2050: The giant, mutated, ninja hamsters arrive and start terrorizing cities worldwide.