Our Services is a comprehensive guide to the intricacies of The Donut Protocol, a revolutionary new approach to... well, actually, we're still figuring that out.
The Donut Protocol: it's a thing. It's a series of things, actually. A collection of donuts, each one more bewildering than the last.
Our team of expert donutologists (yes, that's a real thing) have developed a system of rules and regulations to govern the consumption and appreciation of donuts. It's a complex web of protocols and procedures, but don't worry, we've got it all laid out for you in our comprehensive guide.
Our Donut Safety Guidelines are a comprehensive set of rules to keep you safe while consuming our donuts. Because, let's face it, you never know what's lurking in that box.
Our guidelines cover everything from donut size and shape, to donut texture and topping. We've got a whole section on donut expiration dates, because, let's be real, those things expire fast.