Technique 1: The Meeting That Never Starts

Report from the depths of despair.

Introduction

This meeting was called for the purpose of discussing the color scheme for the new product line.

Someone mentioned "Mango Tango" and everyone nodded.
Someone else said "No, no, we can't go with that."
Discussion continued for 3 hours.

Agenda

Item 1: Color Scheme
Item 2: Color Scheme
Item 3: More Color Scheme
Item 4: Is this a thing?

Technique 2: The Meeting That Never Ends Technique 3: The Meeting That Goes Viral Technique 4: The Meeting That Is Actually a Party

Note to self: Never schedule meetings during peak coffee hours.