ASTRO-CONVOCATION REPORTS

Meeting of the Cosmic Council

Report generated by the Automated Space-Time Reporting System (ASTERS)

Report 1: Galactic Synchronization Report

Summary: The Cosmic Council has successfully synchronized the galaxy's space-time continuum.

Recommendations: Continue to monitor the cosmos for any irregularities.

Report 2: Quasar Quandary Report

Summary: The Quasar Quandary has been resolved, but at great personal cost to Council Member Zorvath.

Recommendations: Implement additional safety protocols to prevent future Quasar Quandaries.

Report 3: Black Hole Budget Report

Summary: The Black Hole's budget has been reduced by 30% due to efficient space-time accounting.

Recommendations: Consider hiring more accountants to further optimize the Black Hole's finances.