MEETING MINUTES: Bob Is In Trouble

Attendants:

Agenda:

  1. Bob's lack of progress on the project
  2. His questionable life choices
  3. Future plans for Bob's rehabilitation

Summary: Bob was seen walking out of the break room with a box of donuts. He claimed he was "researching" the "art of pastry-based motivation." The team is concerned for his well-being.

Decisions:

  1. Bob will be assigned a mentor to guide him back on track.
  2. A 30-minute break will be taken every 10 minutes to ensure he doesn't get too distracted by the break room snacks.
  3. A meeting will be called every 2 weeks to review Bob's progress and provide further guidance.

See Meeting Minutes 2.0: Bob Is Still in Trouble