Bob's In-Depth Report: The Bob Is in Trouble Edition
Bob is in trouble. We all know it, we all see it, we all smell the desperation wafting from his cubicle. It's time to get down to brass tacks, Bob.
Key Takeaways
- Bob has not been seen leaving the office in 37 days.
- His coffee mug is still full from 2018.
- His stapler is still on fire.
Recommended Actions
- Send Bob a strongly worded email.
- Send Bob a strongly worded email with a strongly worded subject line.
- Send Bob a strongly worded email with a strongly worded subject line and a strongly worded attachment.
Further Reading