Beware, mortals, for Bob's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has spoken.
His feline majesty has deigned to share his thoughts on the current state of the office.
Beware, mortals, for Bob's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has spoken.
His feline majesty has deigned to share his thoughts on the current state of the office.
According to Mr. Whiskers, Bob is "in trouble" and requires immediate intervention.
As a trusted feline advisor, Mr. Whiskers has deemed Bob's performance "underwhelming" and " generally unacceptable."
Management, Human Resources, and IT are all aware of Bob's situation and will be addressing it accordingly.
Further investigation and analysis are being conducted, but sources close to the situation confirm that Mr. Whiskers' verdict is finalประก.
Stay tuned for updates as this situation continues to unfold.