On , the Cape-gate incident occurred, resulting in widespread chaos and destruction of approximately 75% of the office supplies.
We have reason to believe that the incident was caused by an errant cape-wearing intern, who was attempting to fly off the roof.
A team of highly trained experts was deployed to contain the incident, and a full investigation is currently underway.
As of the current time, no further incidents have been reported, and the office is slowly returning to normal.
The affected areas are currently being re-brick, with a team of skilled contractors working tirelessly to restore the damage.
For those affected by the incident, we recommend the following: