A: Cape-Gate was a series of unfortunate events that occurred when the company's CEO, Mr. Smith, decided to wear a cape to the company's annual holiday party. The cape got caught in a spinning wheel of doom, which was actually a decorative piece that was meant to resemble a giant hamster wheel. Long story short, the CEO was spun out of control, into a nearby potted plant, and then into a trash can.
A: Oh, yes. The news of the CEO's mishap sent shockwaves throughout the financial district. Shares dropped 10% in 10 minutes, and several investors were seen fleeing for their lives. The company's slogan, "Capes for Days!" became "Capes for the Ages... of Debt!"
A: Well, let's just say that the company has been working on a new initiative: "Capes for Hire." It's a subscription service where customers can rent a cape for a day, and receive a 10% discount on their first purchase if they share a photo of themselves wearing the cape on Instagram. It's a bold move, but hey, it's better than the alternative.
A: Ah, Mr. Smith is actually doing quite well. He's now a professional spin artist, and has been hired to perform at several corporate events. His new motto is "Spin, baby, spin!"
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